Home from school and here to stay I'll take it easy again today Ain't gonna work, don't need no pay Couch Slouch f** Off My mom don't like the way I live She says I take but I don't give My dad can't stand the way I am He says, "Damn it, just get up man" Couch Slouch You s** Awaken now and then to eat and sh** Don't go outside 'cause I don't fit Society's not ready for me Crazy a**holes never will be