Is that a turntable? Well, get on it it's your turn Who gets laid, the chicken or the egg? How about the MC that has just been led To a renegade teacher, preacher then he got stomped 'Cause I'm a feature straight from the Bronx Productions Better known as Boogie Down If I was a king right now, I'd get crowned The Nice is a teacher, not a prince or a rap lord I even write my rhymes on a blackboard To get specific to probably make you understand What makes the 808 plan It's simple, I'm a round it off like this That's how many stupid MCs I've dissed But if they commence to try me I won't buy it I'll look them up and down and I'll say, "Don't even try it" 'Cause I can go on and on without breathing The TR, another form of BDP-eating MCs like Chunky, moving real bluntly Shaking and baking MCs like a junky Fiending, hitting MCs like they was c**aine Calling them John Doe, meaning they have no name I'll spin you like a quarter, drink you like water Hit below the belt with things you never thought of I lay down the law that I am a slaughter I roll like a tidal wave so you oughta Float like a sailboat, move like a speedboat In water, now watch you soak Into a rhyme of mine until you hit the bottom It's heavy like an anchor, it's no problem For me to just bake you, eat you like a cookie I am a professional, boy, you're just a rookie I'm here to sing a song but some are not able Compared to me you're just crumbs on the table In my prime, more vocal than I've ever been I'm not an amateur, sort of like a veteran Split from the bums, arriving from a long trip Now I'm back to just cold rip MCs like confetti, eat 'em like spaghetti I chill for a year but yet I'm still ready To house MCs, sink 'em like a boat will I roll heavy, thick like oatmeal So now you know the 808 is showing I do damage in just one moment Here's a little message to those that tryna hang out Just remember that I give pain out The TR-808 relates to a terrorizer Never hiding, clever always memorizing Poetry, history, math or even paragraphs I'm not into b-boying, just hoeing Showing, blowing MCs like the wind does I might lay you, sort of like a hen does 'Cause your rhymes are weak and unstable Compared to me you're just crumbs on the table You better think before you even get soup I'll put you on the corner and sell you like a prostitute Like a street who*e, make you want more and more Move you to the side, up and down like a seesaw Pulling out a gun is uncalled for But I'm with it, so go for yours You may even try to diss but I call it flattery I pack more volts than a Duracell battery Charging MCs, smooth like the breeze Scott made me funky, yo, that was one theme Or topic, showing I be rocking Every little city I play, I leave a heat wave Burning up the industry, never try to get with me I'm the type of person that never needs rehearsing Just a little s**, a six pack of Beck's And my room to move about and a Guinness Stout To make me feel able, chilling and stable Sometimes I'm on the mic Sometimes I'm on the turntable I'm superb, sort of like herb A man of my word and I've never been served