Liberal Man meets Conservative Man Conservative Man wears his myth on his skin Liberal Man has to explain his and keeps his shirt all bu*toned up Conservative Man greets Liberal Man with a well-rehearsed cold stare Liberal Man replies by issuing forth horsesh** Conservative Man retaliates by taking the concrete reality of the Situation and lodging it,like a wedge,right between both sides of Liberal Man's brain Liberal Man is caught off gaurd by this apparent non-abstraction There is one full minute of confusion Liberal Man becomes Conservative Man Conservative Man becomes Liberal Man War is declared Liberal Man cheats by calling in reinforcements Conservative Man is set upon by a mob and murdered Said mob then turns on Liberal Man and he dies a broken man