If I'm not a fool by midnight Someone will take my place Remove the crown Fill it with change And pa** it around The whiskey werewolf took the silver bullet I wouldn't ask you to be your brother's keeper But must you ALWAYS act as his enabler? In the land of the blind, the greatest liar is king So keep tipping your bullsh** crown In the land of chicken livers and missiles, the co*kroach is king All hail the King The co*kroach arrived With his favorite lines He smiled and lied He said, "when you exorcise your demons, you're k**ing off the greatest parts of yourself!" And I believed him Oh, I believed him To my unborn children You will be held accountable for all of your past lives, false starts, and failed tries All hail the King