Cyndi Lauper - The History of Wrong Guys lyrics

[LAUREN] Oh no, you don't dare Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you! No! I think I have a crush. I can't I think I'm falling for him Oh no Why not? Women have been making bad choices Since the beginning of time Are you gonna be another one of mine? Ohh Used to think you were from outer space Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place? You're kinda cute, when you're not so shy. Ohh But I've been here before Have I come back for more? Another chapter in the history of wrong guys You used to be so "eh" A limp lackluster bore But now you're changing into something I just can't ignore Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before Is there really more to you Than what I always thought How can you surprise me anymore? Ohh. Ohh. Ohhhhhh He's got a girlfriend, you flake Why are they only nice when they're unavailable? Don't wanna be another star-crossed lover We all know how that ends I'm better off without him We're better off as friends. Ohh But I've been here before Have I come back for more? Another chapter in the history of wrong guys Yesterday no spark My heart aching allure But today I'm feeling something I just can't ignore Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before Ohh. Ohh. Ohhhhhh The history of wrong guys: Chapter One - He's a bum Two - He's not into you Three - He's a sleaze Four - Loves the girl next door Five - Loves the boy next door Six - Don't love you no more - Makes you insecure - Makes you so unsure - Is so immature - Loves his mother more Or - Has a girlfriend named Nicola. Ah Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before-oh-ohh I can see there's more to you Than what I always thought But I won't be burned anymore. Ohh. Ohh. Ohhhhhh [TRISH] Hey. Where you off to? [LAUREN] I've been executized