Curtiss King - YAWKSAUCE lyrics

[Verse 1: Sinclair] I'm a freaky fruit loop Frosty colored coupe Smoking Blue's Clues Never wearing Trues He said that she said that I was the sh** and I said what you said has got to be legit So I co*kslapped my girl, just for revines Yeah I f** around, but I'm never wastin' time Bumpin' old school Nirvana in your mom and dad's sauna Sippin' OJ in mimosas yeah I'm talkin' Tropicana Now what up Obama I'm comin' for that office Sinclair for president, somebody please stop him I dare ya Versace sun glarin' ya Eatin' wonton soup with my boy BasedGod [Bridge] Oh my god BasedGod Oh my god BasedGod Oh my god BasedGod Oh my god BasedGod You can f** my b**h anytime BasedGod BaaaasedGod OhmygodBasedGod [Verse 2: Sinclair] I'm a ticking time bomb Somebody call my mom Out here in Vietnam, napalm on the tongue Spit the fire so hot that I perspire If not, then I'm retired No sleep I'm never tired Acquire the listeners, inspire them to be themselves I think that Christ is rising Sinclair, or Escobar? I think I need help, need to gain self I ain't never been a Buddhist maybe I'm in myself I keep my eye on myself, worry 'bout nobody else Tell my brothers better than life itself Don't be suprised by the wealth You'll be suprised by the stealth Splinter cell in your headphones This ain't good for your health [Verse 3: Dirty Mike] Awwwwww man You know I had to hit that YAWKSAUCE What you got for 'em? DIRTY MIKE Dirty Mike be smokin' green Always posted with the team Smokin' strong, sippin' lean You know I'm gon' get the cream Dirty Mike up in the zone Twenty hoes with no clothes You know how the story goes Dirty spit the dirty flow I'm throwing off the piff I be rolling that stuff a lot Lindsay Lohan Patrollin' booty with my boy Dolan Beer pongin' we never trolling, afterwards we neon bowling With your girl her panties bawling, you know that your boy is ballin' She callin She come through And then I gotta smash her My dick the master blaster Dirty Mike the p**y pastor Gotta hit the booty faster She's a p**nographic actress Had to spit the facts first Shouts the homie Jasper f** the Green Bay Packers, I'm a loud pack packer Smoking like a rapper does, shouts out to Cam cause that's my cuz' Packin' bongs for the buzz, smoking just because Tell Sinclair to pa** the dutch, Dirty Mike still smoking tough Motherf**er