Curt Gowdy - Mistress lyrics

{Words} I don't trust no women My mom- maybe My sister- a little bit My niece- I don't know I ain't tryna hear no relationships, I had a couple, that's enough I ain't tryna hear nothin yo Yo yo yo yo Her name's Theresa, sold sneakers couldn't miss out I'm kickin it, the same time, tryna get a discount Spoke for 2 minutes, a few hours up in it Had me thinkin marriage, already had the tux rented Stains on the comforter, pull out and I would come in her Hit her on her period, put a towel under her Sprung, eventually I would place my tongue in her Cooked my favorites and even take sh**s in front of her Head in the taxis, picked up her maxis She ga**ed me, I thought the s** was clearin up my acne Its nasty, play fight's shed catch a fit She'd try to take it to far and try to grab my dick I lost trak of the cash that I spent from her Birthdate was her ATM pin number Sometimes I wonder, how on earth me and her was put together I miss her alot, but her sister p**y better Chorus 2x: I got a mistress, only hit it when I pay a visit I got wifey, to raise my kids and who I gotta live with I got a ho, but if she try to play my wife out She gotta go, and dealin wit broads you never know {Words} Her name's Ingrid, couldn't speak good english Tattoo of a penis between the cleavage Strippin to help her save from minimum wage But when she jumped, the tattoo would f** her titties on stage Her nickname gelatin, told n***as she was celibate But thats because the p**y she would sell-a-bit Married this rich blind man named Sullivan Take a hundred out his wallet, tell him 10 During s**, she would moan and scream He couldn't see, she was there readin magazines Sometimes freakin off, he was into violence Loved pain, tied up, beat him with his blind stick Wanted kids, but she was takin the pill Plus he paid for all the bills for her to stay in Brazil Thinkin its real, but ain't it kinda odd The same day he put her name in the will, the day he was k**ed Chorus 2x {Punch} This girl Shirelle, Puerto Rican wit the long nails Follow me all over town grabbin on my coat tail I never hit it, cause her girlfriends she would go tell Blowin up my phone, pager stayed on low cell Sendin nasty e-mails, she was all on my dick Scared to hit it cause those Spanish chicks fall in love quick Got my name on her left tit, wierd individual All about residuals, straight phoetic material She want to do a threesome, lick 'em so they each cum Hon, I don't put my tongue where you bleed from Call you if I need some, chill and be calm She wanted me to come by to meet her aunt and her mom 'Bout an hour and a half, I came through to the spot We at the dinner table takin Henessy shots Since her moms was lookin good I had to throw on the charm The next mornin she woke up wit my dick in her palm Chorus 2x