(woman whispering) - ahh, this song's called the 'two chord cool (man whispering) - i think i'm in love "everyone feels good in the room" she swings "two chord cool in the head" she sings "a-buzz a-buzz a-buzzing like them k**er bees" Tell me this is not for real Please tell this is not for real... From time to time her eyes get wide And she's always got them stuck on me I'm surprised at how hot honey-coloured and hungry she looks And i have to turn away to keep from bursting Yeah i feel that good! She slips from the stage A foot no more But it seems to take an hour for her to reach the floor And the two chord cool still grooves As she slides toward me smooth as a snake I can't swallow, i just start to shake And i just know this is a big mistake Yeah but it feels good Do it to me! do it to me! do it to me! do it to me! Do it to me! do it to me! do it to me! But it feels good But it feels good It feels good "if you want i can take you on another kind of ride..." "believe me i would but..." Deep inside the 'but' is 'please' I am yearning for another taste And my shaking is 'yes' "you will be all the things in the world you've never been See all the things in the world you've never seen Dream all the things in thea world you'll never dream... But i think i get a bit confused... Am i seducing or being seduced? Oh i know that tomorrow i'll feel bad But i really couldn't care about that She's grinning, singing, spinning me round and round Smiling as i start to fall Her face gets big, her face gets small It's like tonight i'm really not me at all And it feels good! Do it to me! do it to me! do it to me! do it to me! Do it to me! do it to me! do it to me! It feels good!