Crudbump - Write Me a Check Out lyrics

Write me a check out Or get the heck out You want work done captain Write me a check out and see what happens Hand me a big stack of Jacksons Those are 20s Pay me in experience? All I can say is I hope that you like asparagus And the smell of green piss Try ordering a taco Step to the counter with no dough Tell 'em you can put their name in the credits, though You got an indie budget? I got an indie banana split Two scoops of ice cream and Eat a big sh** Can't afford to pay me? No problem, I'll just tell my landlord I was in, like This really cool project that's going to get me a lot of exposure It'll be, like, a stepping stone, and I can work on some other Great projects in the future. And I'll tell him that you had a Really great sweater, and a great blog, and you really care a Lot about your project. He'll understand I'm sure he'll understand