Crudbump - Real Art lyrics

I walked up to the building Knocked on the window, secretary drew the blinds slow Let me in, I got something important Heard her yell back to the back, hey do you know him The door buzzed and I pulled it open Took out my briefcase, the guard said he's homeless I laughed and said "Close, my friend, I'm an artist" Popped the lock and some cashews fell out The floor was clean so I chucked em in my mouth Five second rule, I said with a glare That's a lie, I eat any food anywhere A lady walked up while I was crunchin Clicked her heels like Edvard Munchin Hands to her face like the famous scream Said we don't participate in pyramid schemes I laughed again and I told her "No way I'm not Herbalife, Quixtar or Amway I'm just here to spread some cheer Here comes Santa and the 12 reindeer" Then I let out a noxious explosion Gas from my a** with the odor of goat skin Air turned yellow and they all started chokin That's real art, I'll sign it if you got a pen