Crudbump - Crudbump AKA lyrics

This is Crudbump, AKA Mr Fulfillment Mr Elevator, strong reverberator Midwest accent with flat grey skies Midwest diet, I'm Lord of the Fries AKA Judas Beats from the east of Cincinnati And if you don't like it, place a call to your f**ing daddy Start crying about the Irish Lion The Irish Storm, without the uniform The Irish Captain, drum machine crackin Irish mountain time, cooking up moonshine Turn it over to Mr. Experience Tyrannosaurus Flex, pay respects Pull right in, I'm the Appalachian Station Human Microphone with synthesizer action Crusty Crumbles, another thing they call me I don't know where that's from I like baking, and muffins, and fat scones And cream cheese. And other kinds of scones English muffins. Irish muffins Irish muffins technically aren't Muffins, if you order one it's just beef