Crudbump - Horsetown lyrics

[Chorus] Welcome to Horsetown, here's a horse Welcome to Horsetown Welcome to Horsetown, here's a horse Welcome to Horsetown I had to go down to Horsetown to give a horse some candy I had to go down to Horsetown to give a horse some oats I gave a horse some candy, it ate it with its lips It didn't touch my hands with its teeth That's pretty cool [Chorus] I think I need a new saddle for this horse This one doesn't have any buckles It needs new straps (Some straps) Gonna give a horse some eggs I think he likes em Put some eggs in with his candy (Some eggs) [Chorus] I think I'm getting a little light-headed Think I need to crack into these eggs Have a couple eggs, hang out here It's pretty cool, I'm not trying to tease a horse Just hungry, need some blood sugar Maybe I'll have a candy (Maybe you need some oats) Mix it up with some oats, for cholesterol That's a lot better I'm feeling a lot better