Crudbump - England (Last Year) lyrics

I went to England last year and it was f**ed up I went to England last year and it was f**ed up I went to England last year and it was f**ed up I rode a lorry down to post a parcel It was raining out so I wore a mackintosh I had to eat lunch at a Tesco The food was measured out in grams and liters I went to England last year and it was f**ed up I had to get on a plane, f** that I had to go all the way across the pond And it turns out it isn't really a pond It took about 8 hours I went to England last year and it was f**ed up Went down to the High Street Had to hire a barrister He's like a lawyer but different I sat my A-levels in maths I went to England last year and it was f**ed up I went to England last year and it was f**ed up They had cameras everywhere and I was flicking em off And a guy came on the loud speaker and said Don't give the cameras the finger, this is England