Crudbump - The Most Erotic Song Ever lyrics

[Verse 1] Cuddle up friend I got a song for your ears Loosen up your belt It's the s**iest song you heard in years What did Aristotle say to Plato? A-take a look it's in a book like a rainbow Dewey Decimal catalogue an ovum Bloodrush to the corpus callosum Set the ringing in your ears off A-get the tingles in your fingers off Yeah I take your belt and your things off Mm-hmm I take your necklace and your rings off Air still as I whisper soft And time stops with its arms crossed [Chorus] This is the most erotic song ever Mm-hmm This is the most erotic song ever [Verse 2] This is the most erotic song, I need a planet to populate Birds heard my song, now they're trying to copulate Deer in my yard straight having an orgy French people calling asking me if I'm dirty Hell no! This is natural! This is the history of man and the history of animals And every last thing on this earth Rocks tried to f** and then they turned into dirt Bugs trying to figure out if they have a dick or not Licking on each other, don't care if they get sick or not Squirrels heard this song, they're all in my nuts Bears heard this song and now they're trying to f** Salmon heard my song and now they're swimming upstream Grab 'em out the river like a fisherman's dream [Chorus] This is the most erotic song ever This is the most erotic song ever