It was a bad, bad smell that hit me like a bullet straight up my nose It was a joke It made me laugh And then I realised-No! Oh yeah I felt I really had to go Before embarra**ment was a fact I could have k**ed, k**ed for a moment alone One moment alone Oh no, I'm getting wet I wet myself, oh no... ...but it's too late now... It was some minutesI will never forget It was a lifetime of pain Thought I was doing well Until the female from hell went up by my side She said: I'm not sure I'm glad you're here It looks like you're getting wet somewhere She said: Get out of my house Before you ruin my f**ing carpet Oh yeah! I felt that it was time to go But there was something I wanted to do So I said: hey guys, I wet my pants And it's fun, you should try it too Oh yeah, I'm getting wet I wet myself, oh yeah