Crotchduster - True Nature Of Williams lyrics

Williams wont you wait a while Williams wont you make us smile No key will unlock the door To an interdimensional dumptruck world 40 f**ing tons of thundering bliss The tip of southern hell Ain't even hotter than this If you want to go to williamsburgland You gotta check with cain Because that dog is the man I cant believe my eyes Its shining in the sky I hope cain enjoys my smell So I can get inside Welcome to my dumptruck Inside williamsburgland The power seats and cold a/c Is under cains command Men like me who poop and pee Inside a coffee can If you want to get inside Three tests you will withstand Dig a hole and live in it And sleep in it for 15 days Steal a goddamn police car And drive it in a lake Eat a prepubescent narcoleptic Peeled and sauted steak