Crotchduster - Mr. Indigent Erection lyrics

Mr. indignant erection Why must you be so brash Lets play twister with wesson oil And a meat cork for your a** Have you ever felt a meat cork plunge you Like a barium enema ma** Insufficient lubrication Will damage your intestinal tract Mothers not home Lets have some fun Make sure that daddy's away If they ever found out What were doing here They'd probably think we're gay Mr. williams home Just leave me alone Captain tupperware Rip out my pubic hair Hey there captain dan Welcome to bu*ter land Melted cheese and sh** Rub my face in it Cadillac mac tick tack A swollen sack attack Praying to the cottage cheese That runs within my mind Cottage cheese we worship Came from the crack in your behind Masturbate the alligator Masturbate the alligator Frozen pudding logged in person Elevate the elevator Desecrate the nipulator Praying for the nannys s** my stolen eye Revibrate the devibrator Let me inside of your a**hole 300 pounds of toys melted Into a log of hate Realize that your mothers boyfriend sells potatoes To a pimp Work your way into my a**hole Grab a shovel theres no ha**le Welcome to my dick