Crotchduster - Cain Sings The Blues lyrics

My pants is tight And my balls is long My o is itchin From this camel hair thong My legs is sweaty And my mind is too Skip skiffington Is the last angry j** My hands is hairy And my sight is gone Because my willy's been Inside your mom When I was 52 I had 3 balls I bury living cats inside my walls Girls are screaming Boys are crying Uncle teddy's fish are dying I got gonorrhea when I bu*t f**ed a dead armadillo Add 3 eggs, one stick of bu*ter Beat the sh** out of your brother Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy [Jim's insightful speech:] So the other day, I went to go pay cash for my brand new Lexus And the rims I ordered, they put the wrong f**in rims on It's like when I'm going into a restaurant to eat I can't sit down without some son-of-a-b**h kid coming up to me And saying "Hey! Sign this! Sign this!" Why don't you sign my co*k you little ba*tard I'm trying to eat a f**in meal here I don't care if you buy my records Get the f** out of here before I punch your co*k I'm sponsored by Adidas And what do I give a f** if little philipino kids work for 15 cents a year to make these god damn shoes They look great! You put on a pair of Adidas and a brand new f**in fur coat and you are stylin' And let's face it, that's what this business is all about STYLE! I mean listen to these guitars, they sound like sh** Me and Jimmy made this up in a half an hour You don't have to be any good to do this Kiss my belly bu*ton from the inside Gangleosis streaming dreams Woke up in a box of beans Wizards dragons demons blizzards Stuff your rectum full of gizzards Beavers in my ssl I condemn them all to hell Drinking beer out of your a** f** your mom with broken gla** I hope mom will be home soon So I can get some tasty poon Shoots and ladders getting fatter Puppy soup is not for me Williamsburg upon the wall Who says williams best of all I'll throw liquid on your console If I don't take my haldol