Crooked I - Groupie lyrics

[Intro - King Tech:] One two, one two What's going on y'all? DJ King Tech, world famous Wake Up Show, check us out I got a brand new record for y'all man It's called "Groupie", from SMH Records From KXNG CROOKED, featuring Shale Now this a record you will not hear on regular radio Trust me, you can only hear this on Shade 45 Crooked lost his mind making this record man Anyway, check it out World premier (You boys are disgusting) [Hook - Shalé:] I like the way you move me, I'm your groupie And baby I know it's hard to please a man I like the way you feel me, and thrill me And baby you know, just how to treat a fan [Verse 1:] After Eminem signed me, I knew that I would be the man Groupies everywhere, and I know just how to treat a fan After our show in Tokyo, I had them broads give me a soapy ma**age and tugjobs with either hand George Washington Carver, I hit the P 'til I nut But a jelly keep me cumming, damn skippy like Peter Pan Gotta go, next stop Frankfurt, Germany A groupie grabbed my frankfurter and whispered "Put your s**m in me" Cute little accent, figure like an hourgla** A [?] pressed the booty against the shower gla** When it was over, I told her "Meet me in Munich" Cause she s** dick so damn good, had me stuttering Like 50 when he said G-Unit, I was like "J-j-j-Jesus Christ, this is nice!" I really didn't mean to bring the lord into the bedroom Baby put your clothes on, your boy gotta jet soon [Hook x2] [Verse 2:] When Slaughterhouse dropped, I knew I would be the man Groupies everywhere, and I know just how to treat a fan On tour with Tech N9ne and my Strange Music fam Grabbing chicks by the hand like "Come here, come meet the band" Backstage b**hes from that Backpage website s** you with a condom on just to get your head right Internet b**hes doing everything above (That's computer love!) I'm out here zapping these b**hes Bad b**hracial, Filipino, black in these b**hes I don't know half of these b**hes but they so 'bout it there's no limit Damn, is these Master P's b**hes? sh**, even f**ing on a Sunday I got drunk and accidentally gave the ho some tongue play (no no!) Pulled down my pants and said, "You know what today is?" You know what today is, humpday! [Hook] [Outro:] 1 2 3, that b**h is a groupie Little big fat booty, she wanna give the p**y to me, Y-O [Skit:] Hit a n***a on the gram, snapchat me baby, I gotta go Hey, y'all better not leave me on that tour bus, y'all better not leave me man!