Crooked I - Wake Up Show (Freestyle) lyrics

[Crooked I] It's Crooked I Alumni Dumb guy... Retardaist With the bars I just spit that leave you tongue tied Getting Thai tongue from an Asian check in a plane mile high How High? (that mean I even come fly) Ruff rhymes over hard beats Only reason that my heart beats Wanna define Crooked I think hard speech Born in the dark streets with fully loaded arms in my arm reach Blammas under the car seats Riding through Long Beach the part I call the far east (LBC) I finding a strange urge To be the best even though we rhyming the same words Shining the same?(naw) Designing the same?(naw) My timing you ain't heard You signing the same nerds Rappers wearing pink stretch pants, silk headbands, dirty red vans On stage yelling lets dance Weirdos in queer clothes get the best chance Who created them mutha f**as? I guess fans Man I don't support you rookies Trying to sound deep got that from a fortune cookie I would slap them but they likely to tattle Real n***as against fake like we in battle This is how a boss do it Last verse I recorded was on Kurt Cobain mic in Seattle Flew to Cali did a deal for 300k Then I flew to mamo blew sweet in the way This will be the first day that im back in the states Already in the booth going bat sh** and apes Like if im asking a b**h if her carpet matching her drapes Its curtains for you pussies hair trigger clap in your face Sway and Tech on Shade 45 Both sides of my family united now we reminded of a time You had to really rhyme to just to get on Can't come off the didome you get sh** on First show that I ever heard Em on Crooked I first show you ever heard him on Wake Up