Crooked I - Half Man lyrics

[Hook:One-2] Half Man, Half Amazing A vet, trained a**a**in Cut your arm off 100% MC, No I'm not a-a-average (2x) [Verse 1: One-2] Half Man Half amazing, Caucasian raising the stakes Half Man Half planet of the apes The Great like Conan, Barbarian slash viking, A hybrid Half Vampire half lycan, Fighting mixed martial artist Knock em out in the octogone I'm like Pavarotti in the opera house In my element, Half Man half magician, turn competition into apparitions With a pen and a pad, I'm like Frankenstein Half man half creature made inside a chemical lab Burning confederate flags Intellectual, heteros**ual waving the middle finger to f*gs [Hook] [Verse 2: Crooked I] Yo this industry is dark, but I don't give a f** I'mma air it out Night Vision goggles to tell me you n***as whereabouts I told you characters I don't care if the sheriffs out I swear beware it's terror era I'm paramount I eat your food to go, haters get carried out Teryaki get body with shotty you get buried south Then I catch your wife on that cherry couch Give your mary spouse wings to match a canary blouse Blaooww Mothaf**a put your Glocks up When I shoot, pull your socks up, that means duck down A psychotic freaking schizophrenic a wack job Sipping a 100 proof, the son of zeus, Half god Yeah, Putting words in perfect sentence I'm on the trigger with the index Looking for the next n***a to bench press You don't know who your f**ing with fam Like blindfolded incest, insects [Hook] [Verse 3: One-2] Half Man, Half Bi-Centennial unbreakable titanium Half Man Half alien waving the next bandana Half Man half hammer hit sharp the black bandana Microphone montana Half man half animal, a centaur, spit thoughts through my mandible Unpalatable, I catapult in the game, insane in the membrane Half Man half deranged, loony tune I don't f** with you buffoons My platoon of goons sh**ting on rappers like we was chewing prunes Chew till the clips empty Different sides of me equal to a hundred percent MC [Hook]