Crispin Glover - Auto-Manipulator lyrics

[Intro] Women are sweet And girls are honey But beat your meat And save your money (rap-style) [Chorus] I'm an auto-manipulater I play with myself I'm a masturbator [Verse 1] I strut on by the corner who*e And walk into the grocery store These slick pages of their magazine Are accopanied by their Vasaline The lubrication Is for masturbation It's high time for a celebration I'm feeling proud of my slab of meat I get into the groove I feel the beat I'm up against the porcelain of the sink My things are getting funny I start to blink My mama comes, she says are you asleep? I freeze I don't utter a single peep [Chorus] I'm an auto-manipulater I play with myself I'm a cool operator [Verse 2] I get back to the groove I feel the beat My mouth starts to stutter I feel the heat The fine clean girl at the Beverly Center Is looking real good in her tight fitting sweater The shiny material of her slacks Are getting to me Ok, Relax I drop a Jackson bill for the looker She bends herself over like a high cla** hooker My face be a strainin' I just can stop I'm gritting my teeth I'ma ready to pop [Chorus] I'm an auto-manipulater I play with myself I'm a masturbater I'm an auto-manipulater I play with myself I'm a masturbator (Lounge style) I'm an auto-manipulater I play with myself I'm a masturbator [Verse 3] I look into the ceiling I see what I know That feeling is reeling I think there's a glow I see everything so clear I don't really know what I'm doing here I close the bathroom door I be looking so cool My mama don't know I've been touching my tool (rap style) [Chorus] I'm an auto-manipulater I play with myself I'm a masturbator [Verse 4] Ima so happy that I be a man Cause I got the whole world in my hands I got the whole world in my hands I'm a happy that I be a man [Chorus] I'm an auto-manipulater I play with myself I'm a masturbator [Outro] Au-to-manip-u-la-ter See it hear it move it feel it steal it deal it Feel the - groove So smooth