Crazy Mike - MILF lyrics

[Produced by Da Internz] [Intro: MILF] OH! OH! You are just what the doctor ordered Ooh, look at there! I heard you was a pleaser, and baby - OH sh**! [Hook: Children] Man, not my mama; man, not my mama Man, not my mama; quit messin with my mama [Verse 1: Big Sean] Yup.. yup, uh, okay I love me some of yo mama, {OH} true that (true that) Don't call me daddy, only she can do that Ok, me and yo mama be f**in (yup), boy you don't know nothin' about that You seen her lookin all mad (mad), ain't it time for ya nap? You wake up, I'm back (back), eating up all your snacks (hah) Don't ask for help with your math (stupid), ain't my fault, you can't add Don't be out here fake cryin, lyin (boi) Up in the keyhole straight spying, only knock the door if you're dyin I wish I could stay in here forever (I love it) You the only reason me and your mama ain't together (lil b**h) She's so much better than my old b**h Man, I love that old b**h, I do [MILF] OH! This feels so nice. OH sh**! [Interlude: Big Sean] No stress, no drama Her kids hatin, they know I f**ed their mama [Hook] (2x) [Big Sean - over Hook] I love ya mama, I love ya mama, I love ya mama, yup I love ya mama, I love ya mama, I love ya mama... [Verse 2: Big Sean] The way she bounce both cheekies, boy she freaky (freaky) Shoulda known she was kinky; when I walked inside the room And I seen her slinky (what the f**), even made me use my pinky The way she teach me, it's just so dreamy Oh God, damn, man I cheat on tests, cheat on hoes, I cheat when I can (I do) I'm even cheating on my whip, I got a side Benz (I do) But she made me wanna cut off all my side friends (I love you, baby) A n***a be tryna chase her, take her, date rape her Stand out the daycare sit there and wait there - f**, I can't even trust the neighbors, damn (what you lookin at?) You n***as stick to your young hoes I got a freak that wash, dry, and fold clothes (That's right) Lil motherf**ers (Yeah, that's right) [MILF] Ooh this great, big, enormous motherf**er! OH! Just let me, oh! Let me jockey this dick! [Interlude] [Hook] (2x) [Big Sean - over Hook] [Verse 3: Nicki Minaj] I got my welfare check, smokin on that crack Hell yeah I'm unemployed, baby daddy down my back Now what you got for me Sean? I heard it's big and it's long I take my teeth out, s** it good, this where your dick belong Y-Y-Yeeeaah, do it like dat daddy Pump pump bump bump it in my a**-matic You ain't tell me you was big-boned {Mom, I'm hungry} Shut your mouth, you little ba*tards go on (All this a** is for you Seany.. can I call you Seany?) Sl-Sl-Sl-Sl-Slap me in my face with it, get a crack valve with that ba** in it If I got weed then I'm lacing it, eat all this a**, quit tasting it n***a [Hook] (2x) [Verse 4: Juicy J] High as a motherf**er (trippy) f**in' e'rybody mama... I got yo mama all in my line (line), bullets all in my 9 (9) Rollie tell the time, she ain't yours, she ain't mine Throw a hundred every time, I think my coupe just lost its mind (mind) Put yo mama on that trippy sh**, sippin lean, snorting lines (she high) Overseas like "bonjour", last ten years I've been on tour And I still got that old money, I touch more green than a lawnmower With a ratchet b**h (b**h), you laid up (stupid a**) I'm on my tour bus f**ing mamas getting paid up I take that b**h to my mansion (mansion) and a n***a can't pay her to leave (leave) Yo mama a great head doctor (groupie), with no PhD (groupie) My pockets stuffed with dough, I made it all in the streets I might just go to the club, and throw it all on a freak Yo mama, ratchet a** b**h [Outro: MILF] Baby, oooooh, can you feel what I feel? OH sh**! I hope you brought your boots and shoes, cuz motherf**er I'm gonna be here a while