I took a smart drug today Just to help me learn to read 'Cause there's a magazine And it tells me 'bout the things that I need Yeah, the pictures make me feel good I don't do those things, but I could 'Cause I'm a modern man And I'm trying everything that I can I had an accident this morning Now I'm stuck in bed You know I put that television set upon my head Yeah, the actor made me feel cool He was handsome, he was no fool The kinda man I feel like being on a Saturday And I've seen you And you've seen me As we wait for collection So we smile, to make the connection But it won't last Oh because it goes too fast Because we all Have our own recollection You know I drive all day Just to prove I own a car And when I drive all day I never really drive that far Yeah I like my feet on the ground I said I like drivin' round and around 'Cause I'm a modern man And oh yeah I've got a lot on my mind And you don't need me Just like I don't need you We're gonna make it alone 'Cause this is real If you're not ready, tell me why You gotta look outta place You've got the wrong kinda face But you should learn To love your reflection This is natural selection Yeah, I hope you pa** inspection