You see that house That's over there That's quite a house That's standing there I have the keys Would you like to see inside Oh yes, I would I've heard it's very nice I've heard about The lovely bathroom tiles So nice and cool To lay upon and rest your cheek That's very good You are correct Perhaps you know Or just suspect That there may be Other special features as well Oh, Mr. Man Now don't you tease me You know to well How you could please me And could we go To the famous trophy room Well I see you know More than I thought you did I think I have a room Where you gonna' like it So take my hand Come down to the cellar with me