Craig G - No Favors lyrics

When she told me she was leavin she said, "Now Craig, don't get excited" I said, "You're leavin? It ain't nothin, yo, I'm quite delighted" What you expect me to do? Start sh**tin? Yeah right b**h, goodbye and good riddance I don't care if you're goin because of that duck you're with Namsayin? So hey, you can s** my dick Cause now the secret is out and you're outta luck (Yo man, she's startin to cry) Hey, I don't give a f** She dished it out, so now she's gonna get it too So f** you and the doctor that delivered you After all the sh** that I gave her You're gonna diss me? b**h, do me no favors She had some nerve tryina play me like I'm Milton Bradley So when she's hearin this I hope her a** is feelin badly About the things she did and she often tried Now that you cried, go 'head, commit suicide Jump off a building, or better yet jump off a cliff And if you jump I hope you take that f**in man you're with So what you love him, you love every man you know To put it bluntly - b**h, you'se a stinkin hoe What you thought? That I was supposed to cry for you? Baby please, don't try to tell me what I should do You got his kid? Well I hope you both die in labor And by the way, b**h, do me no favors The Vernon Posse and I went to see 'Child's Play' (Yo Craig, was it hype?) Yeah, I'll say sh** was runnin real smooth and oh so correct And then I turned around and saw my f**in ex She had some dickhead kid wearin acid wash And all I could say was "Oh my f**in gosh" But to be a good sport I smiled and said hi And after that the b**h, she just walked by So I ran up to her at the concession stand And I said, "You won't speak because you're with your man? Well f** both of you, see cause you ain't nobody And the way that you look, you're both seein Scotty" But she tried to get hype and create a scene So I dissed her a**, you know what I mean And after that I jumped into my Blazer Screamed out the window (b**h, do me no favors) About a month after that her a** was cold forgotten And the rest of my life was finally startin Chillin in my room pumpin The Kingpin Then out of nowhere the phone starts ringin So then I pick up the phone and say "Who's this?" And yeah you guessed it, it was that fool b**h You know the one that's always actin nasty She probably heard I went platinum, now she's tryina gas me But I'm not the one, she's on a scenic route She better check her funky a** into a Phoenix House Or run with her man on the hoe stroll Don't look surprised, you see, I know so Your man's a f*g that's drag racin And on top of that - you're both basin So don't come to me with that generic sh** Cause I won't give a f** about hearin it And if you go get your man I'll play that boy quick I mean so fast you'd think he had a joystick Because back in the days he used to flam a lot But now he's a fairytale like Sir Camelot And if he tries to diss I cut him like a razor And then say, "Yo b**h, do me no favors"