Craig Flanagin - Backstab lyrics

I'm a firm believer in math & having just completed a statistical an*lysis Of the course of my friendships Over the period of X to X' That is, ie., since we met The numbers show that everyone who was my friend At point X, whom I introduced to you Is no longer my friend, but now instead Is a friend of yours To correlate my results I undertook fieldwork of a participant oberver nature I introduced myself to you as someone else Then, when I wasn't around I asked you about me & I carefully noted your responses Plotting them against the same answers when Posed by me And this is the result Thought you were my friend / But I was wrong No one but myself to blame / So I Blame you / Backstab! / Stabbed myself in the back