Craig Bartlett and Jim Lang - How Come the Moon Has Craters? lyrics

[Jet] How come the moon has craters? That's what we wanna know! It's white like mashed potaters But it's face is full o' holes [Sean] It's all pocked up from getting hit by a zillion giant rocks [Sydney] But how do you know? What makes you think That's how it gets it's knocks [Jet] Well, when I have a question, regarding space I can always get the answer from askin' Face [Face] Face 9000, ready to a**ist you Hello Jet, you know I really missed you [Jet] Face, I've got a question. Can you talk me through? [Face] Well, yes I love your questions Jet, I really, really do [Jet] Well, how come the moon has craters? Does it really get hit by rocks? [Face] Yes, that's why the moon is cratery, all beaten up and pocked And there's a name for a rock that comes out of the void Those rocks from space are called asteroids [Sydney] Asteroids? [Sean] Asteroids? [Jet] A rock from space is an asteroid? [Face] Yes, an asteroid, that's what its called And its not good to stand where an asteroid falls [All] Asteroids Thank you, Face! You gave us the answer about the rocks from space! We're over the moon! We're overjoyed! Cause now we know all about the asteroids!