God, save the captain, he's got a wife at home And quite a few children, you can't let them live alone Oh, I'll go down yelling or quiet if you like But please save the captain, you see, I've got no wife waiting for me God, save the admiral, he's got the mind to lead And the country needs him, she's got more ships to fleet Oh, I'll go down yelling or quiet if you like But please spare the admiral, you see, I've got no lives to lead to the sea Don't try to tell me who to save or k** I've got my own mind, you know And i'll do what i will I'll do what i will You know, i will! I'll k** the captain if it's his time, my boy I'll take the admiral too, and if you're not cool I'll take you I'm sorry, Lord, you know what's best, but please would you at least spare the cook? I'm very hungry, and by the looks of this ship I'm gonna starve! I'm gonna starve! Well the ship went down To the bottom of the sea And the only ones left Were the fat cook and me So I looked to the sky with a smile In my eye Caught a glimpse of the Dude And started singing I'm sorry Lord that I doubted you Oh, babe you really came through And I thank you, I thank you!! I thank you I thank you ... Lord