Driving through the wreckage of a maze of bones You're talking to your mommy on the telephone You say, "Mother dear, can we please have steaks tonight?" While d**h is circling you just like a satellite You're driving through disaster in your Cadillac You're a f**ing tourist You've got your mind all twisted up just like a rope Don't worry if you buy on time you still have hope You blast that rock-n-roll music into your ears You're a rebel, you're a rocker - you're drunk on beer You're driving through disaster in your Cadillac You're a f**ing tourist You've wanted to k** yourself because you were so sad It was the best god damned idea that you've ever had You had seen a dead dog lying on the road Four billion corpses, they're all stone cold You're driving through disaster in your Cadillac You're a f**ing tourist