Hey scoot over, let me drive Let's go wreck your old man's ride Old man's ride, old man's ride You will ride, you will ride Honk the horn, let's scare old bags Let's show off these b**hin' mags b**hin' mags, b**hin' mags You will ride, you will ride There's a dog, let's squish it good Terrorize the neighborhood Neighborhood, neighborhood You will ride, you will ride On the highway, drunk as sh** There's the pigs, let's step on it Step on it, step on it You will ride, you will ride Drunk drive! Hey scoot over, let me drive I wanna f** this chick while I'm still alive Still alive, still alive You will ride, you will ride Take me home or it's your a** Take me home or I'm gonna crash Gonna crash, gonna crash You will ride, you will ride Drunk drive!