Cows - Carnival Ride lyrics

I first saw her sitting on the Ferris Wheel That is when the rubber began to peel I said, "C'mon baby, let's go for a ride" She said, "Give me 20 bucks and you can come inside" And that is when that b**h took me for a carnival ride I saw her squat in the alley for her to take a piss I said "Excuse me ma'am, but don't I know you miss?" She said "Hey you motherf**er, I never saw you before in my life" But the way she wiped herself, we both knew that she was a liar And that is when that b**h took me for a carnival ride Well, I went over to her house, I thought that we could talk But she'd have none of it, she just told me to walk She said, "Hey a**hole, I thought I told you to hit the road" Then she laid across my lap and she said, "Hey, welcome home" And that is when that b**h took me on a carnival ride