I f**ed a dog last night, Joan Baez I f**ed a dog last night, Joan Baez No more drinking rum, Joan Baez Oh lord, Joan Baez I sh** a brick last night, Joan Baez I sh** a brick last night, Joan Baez No more f**ing rum, Joan Baez Oh lord, Joan Baez I stepped in sh** last night, Joan Baez I stepped in sh** last night, Joan Baez No more f**ing drinks, Joan Baez Oh lord, Joan Baez