(Original by The Turtles - written by Warron Zevon ) You can try to please me But it won't be easy Stone walls surround me I'm surprised that you even found me Chorus: And you don't stand an outside chance (you don't stand an outside chance) You don't stand an outside chance But you can try Whatever you do girl You know you can't get through girl Can't bring me down Hang me up or even hang around [repeat chorus] I know you think you'll get me I'm only flesh and bone But you may as well forget me 'Cause my heart is stone You better leave me alone Stand an outside chance