Counter Productive - Caustic vs Marvwon lyrics

[Round 1: Marvwon] I say this all started in some guy's basement Which in itself is weird Like what did we think battling in that man's house was gonna do for our careers? But he gave us a couple dollars, we took it We got a chance to chill with our peers Then you let it slip, about how you were jealous of this luxurious a** beard So now we here It's the peculiar case of Marvin and his lying friend Whoever you called to get dirt on me, you better fly 'em in Cause if you think that's gon' help you win one round, you better try again This gon' be a biblical a** whooping, Daniel, welcome to the lion's den I gave you your whole f**ing style Racism included But you kinda like Marvwon lite, n***a you watered down and diluted Let me hear some extra rude sh**, out the window goes this cool sh** Can't nobody in this building say "n***a" unless I approve it Go [?], but I'm only hear to speak to Vagita Call me a "moolie" I'ma Do The Right Thing and burn down your pizzaria You will literally have hot sauce I'm talking en fuego Prego I'm just trying to build with this wop, n***a those are dego Legos But now he's in a box, you know a Dead Man, I'm talking "Ayo" I'll make this a-holes smell worse then ten day old mayo What you say bro? You thugging? Who in here done seen Daniel's goon? Right, well he sings to the cops, n***a we all know Daniel croon What happened? I am h**n, hot sh**, I am what's on Daniel's spoon I will put my animals on his head, n***a since he wanna be Daniel Boone [Round 1: Caustic] I said yo I say isn't that sh** cute? You coming out your face Checking your sh**, probably got some calls about some pounds you flake sh**, it's been ten f**ing years, you still sound weird and out of date Talking sh** about my beard, you're so f**ing fat even your beard's outta shape I said he don't look like much now, but back in my days he was an O.G I mean, I used to repeat some of what you told me Cause back then I used to think you was Kobe So I wanna give you a moment of respect, and tell you homie to homie I learned a lot from you Marv', you're like my Obese Won Kenobi I said I could reach for his windpipe, leave him sleep with a quick swipe I mean honestly y'all sometimes it's hard for me to be mean to this guy Cause you look on the outside like how I feel on the inside I mean honestly, I didn't even wanna approach this like that Dawg, holy f**ing sh** you're fat You prolly f**ing quit the match if I told you the McRib was back I ain't even trying to go there and play tit for tat But the b**h that took your virginity prolly try to give it back So I don't wanna hear sh** about how you gon' run up with Llamas Dawg you get five steps out the car you'd be f**ing exhausted You look like 90% of your clothes are f**ing pajamas It looks like every time you go the gym they play f** Up Some Commas Him and his old girl used to have a special vibe Until one day they got into a fight cause you tried to take the extra fries b**h don't play then Marv f**ing said "goodbye" So funny how sh** didn't workout cause he ashamed to have an ex her size/exercise I'll kick the door open while you're f**ing like, "What is y'all doing?" Any b**h that f**s you is beyond stupid You're such a large human your favorite s** position is Lay On Top Until She Stops Moving I say, he be trying to lock b**hes down like they under arrest sh** is basically a life sentence of uncomfortable s** He's either gonna crush her to d**h or she's gonna drown in a puddle of sweat She's basically fighting for her life until she runs out of breath And then he be holding his chest, hoping for the best Last time homie had some s** he got sued by his mattress for post traumatic stress [Round 2: Marvwon] The b**h tried to give me back my virginity huh? That sounded like fun The only thing that b**h tried to give me back was my illegitimate son I'm nice with these moves, I'll make your head spin like a break dancer And Aspect said you gon' see him about telling people that he got fake cancer [Caustic] Anytime. If he does have cancer I'm gonna win easily [Marvwon] Why would you fight a person with cancer? Who are you? This battle sh** is fun, you love it, it's such fun ain't it? I've been waiting on this match up longer than a f**ing Lush One payment I'm underground, but don't mistake me for one of them abstract writers I will put mo' people in yo' crib than a Team Backpack Cipher {Chokes} This Cal' will push his brim, that's Pat Stay's hat I made a living off of these letters, n***a I'm Pat Sajak You are not who comes to mind when I think of that Bay rap I will literally k** you to bring Mac Dre back That's Town business King sh**, this crown business Who in here think Caustic is it? Well n***a you in the clown business Let's get back to this you writing rounds business I heard the story, I said these bars are strange but Danny's a coke head Are we really surprised that his lines are 'cane/Arcane? You been mid tier your whole career n***a, nothing but a weak spitter In the FreshCoast history books, you are nothing but a seat filler I heard it don't take sh** to hit yo' b**h Some Reggie weed and some cheap liquor With a coaching I heard the b**h make balls magically disappear like a flee flicker [Round 2: Caustic] Sometimes you're kinda good Marv' I give the fat man credit You know how I know you're overweight? [Marvwon] How? [Caustic] Cause you f**ing snore while you're awake You are going to get 3-0'd by cholesterol, no debate And you haven't won a battle in f**ing forever You been in a drought longer than the f**ing Golden State Y'all wanna hear how f**ing disgusting Marv' is? He scavenges for food that others discarded To keep it warm he keeps it tucked under his armpit And when he gets tired his f**ing stomach doubles as an armrest [Marvwon] That's not even possible. That's not even humanly possible [Caustic] Try it. I double dare you I mean y'all should be happy You don't get to see someone this fat often It looks like you just had a problem with an a**istant manager at a Baskin Robbins f**ing fat, black, obnoxious Running around looking like Blacktion Bronson So what it really be Out here looking like a Mark Henry mini me Ain't no grilling me, I break him into three parts like a trilogy Nickle be pointed at his face like a window's peak b**h you bigger than a wildebeest That sh** will get you frica**ed I can use your titty meat to feed a million children in the Middle East So what you wanna do tubby? You can't f** with me I'm too hungry, you too chubby I'm six foot, 220, you six foot two of me I mean imagine him, at the gym Trying to get his abdomen flat again Bad news buddy it ain't f**ing happening Last time he got in my car he f**ing cracked the rims f**ing sh** beard to the side and cause an accident Y'all remember the BP oil spill? That was him Nah I'm bullsh**ting, you're way too black to swim Y'all in here thinking that I'm having a friendly match with him But what y'all don't know is that the loser gotta buy dinner So f** that sh** I have to win [Round 3: Marvwon] During my research I saw a picture of you and your little man the other day .... What? This isn't me choking, that was me being quiet cause I had nothing nice to say But you? You gon' ruin him Right now see he's prolly a dreamer He has absolutely no idea that his papi's a tweeker But it's right in front of his face, in black and white Like Wally and Beaver He gon' watch dope take his famous parent away like Bobbi Christina People say Caustic is fake racist I said, "When did the facts switch?" If he say he in love with the cocoa, it ain't got nothing to do with a black b**h [Caustic] Really? I lost my virginity to a black girl. That's bullsh** [Marvwon] We just lost J Arch, we lost PH, we lost Sean P And I'm saying that to mention that Danny I love you This is not a battle, this is yo' intervention And I hope you know that I'm coming with the most humblest intentions Cause being a 30 year old blow head is obviously a f**ing cry for attention Whoooo! Tough crowd [Caustic] It's getting a little heavy [Marvwon] Yeah the sh** got real. Let's get back to fat jokes You know the deal, they pay me I show up and show out Everybody came to see this G take the win over Steffani, No Doubt It's amazing how your mother is known as a private dancer And it's ironic how your race isn't on your shirt as a Black Panther If you talk while I'm speaking, I got something that'll leave you leaking It's crazy how they made you look like Drake on the flier But in real like you Meeking him It only puts me back to something when I was young that I was told Always heard that the good die young Well Caustic I am living proof that the great die old Y'all n***as thought Caustic could beat me, f** is you crazy dude? I'm a Detroit n***a and I just bought them .380's through And the last thing he gon' see is that D over that navy blue Like, "Wigger, look at what you made me do." [Round 3: Caustic] Sometimes I don't understand our friendship Marv' Sometimes I gotta revise the strategy I mean, I feel like we spend most of meals asking you like, "Why are you mad at me?" I mean, I tried to take the guy to Applebees And he f**ing blew up on the waitress like a Chinese factory I said I'm kinda nice dawg why fight it? You talking about striking dawg I wouldn't f**ing try fighting I mean I'm too quick dawg, I'm f**ing white lightening sh** you said it yourself I even look like Drake in the right lighting sh** you think I forgot about y'all? Y'all some f**ing cheaters I know what you kids do Stole the f**ing WRC tapes the second you start losing That's a b**h move Y'all been rapping for 20 f**ing years, never f**ing improve Plus you're cool with Quest holding you back, he's like the big spoon Man, you and Quest have been together forever From the jump he could tell you were better so he f**ing locked you down longer than Nelson Mandela Dawg, people like you make it hard for people like me to pay respect to their elders Dawg, you been on the same f**ing Quest for 20 years like Legend Of Zelda So what's with the attitude? I never met anybody as fat as you I can hear your f**ing heart arteries clogging f**ing jamming too If you f**ing feeling froggy about this sh** then do what you have to do My team will clap for stupid sh** like Family Feud I said sh** I wish you would try to catch me slipping while I'm out here perfect dawg I stays with the nine like she damn near perfect sh** I might just have to burn him if he ever try to take mine I heard you was scared to d**h of jail, that's what I heard through the grapevines You be walking the yard, holding pockets on the main line b**h, you more like Floyd's homie, prolly k** yourself if you face time sh**, said there ain't too much to this gangsta stuff Get money, f** b**hes, don't say too much It's the king of disrespect, dawg, I play too much You still waiting to get saved, you pray too much Out of town, motherf**ers in The Bay too much Stay in your Lane Bryant you in the way too much I got sent upstate for pushing weight too much I k** the f**ing plug he make me wait too much I'm crazy, d** up in my face too much I'm way too much, b**h you just weigh too much I said, those f**ing arteries inside here are f**ing set to explode People this big don't live that long dawg, I'm just letting you know Avocado's already uploading your battle highlights into Editor Pro So in a year from now when you die your memorial video is queued up and f**ing ready to go You said you was gonna rap circles around me and I was giving you power I would rap circles around you but that would take literal hours