Come on down To the Bikini Machine Where the Teacher DJ Spins the hits so clean You can dance Or just make the scene And there's no live bands Punchin' fists through your screen It's a gas It's a package deal They're lining up at the bar Little racks of veal It's a blast Where all the world's a show Where the boys can't stop Watchin girls go go-go Go! Go, go go-go, Go! They've got no need to earn They've got money to burn They've got b**bs on the brain Jesus Christ! They're insane! They get numb when they smile They get KUMM on your dial They get Karl on your marks Ready set go! They b**h behind your back They'd k** their family for crack (They'd k** their family for crack? Allright, crack! ) They get chills through their toes When the blue light glows They put pills through their nose From the get-go Come on down To the Bikini Machine Where the Robo-DJ Spins for euro-teens Champagne spills On imperial jeans Daddy 's check get cashed Meet the Kitten Queens: Tina was 14 When she married a prince She had twins in Spain She ain't seen em since Danielle was 12 When she got hooked on blow Now she wiggle when she walk But she giggle when she go go GO Go! Go, go go-go, Go! They've got no need to learn They've got money to burn They've got tubes in the vein Jesus Christ! They're insane! They get numb when they smile They get come on your dial They get Karl on your marks Ready set go! They b**h behind your back They'd k** their family for crack They get the world on a plate But it's a dish they hate They hear my tongue like a gun Tell them how wise they are: "We're seven years from the sun I guess that makes you the star."