Cosmosis - Stormy Monday lyrics

"It was a dark and stormy Monday..." "..." "So she'd been around the pool" "..." "Learn how to awaken the s**ual beast that lies dormant in every woman's soul. Waiting to transform her into a lusting creature of unbridled pa**ion. Pulling at me. Tugging at me. Yelling 'Take me, Cornfed, make me your love slave!'" "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"