[Verse 1] It can't be that bad, but I still don't know 'Cause I'm being eaten, but these bite marks don't show Except when alone and everything's f**ed My gift of life is asking too much [Chorus] Somebody please hand me a gun And I'll do what's right, and you can start having fun Tonight, this old life just ain't living at all... [Verse 2] It seems kinda like someone's giving me hints Saying, 'Let yourself out and your soul will be rinsed' Everything's needles s**ing me out There is no good of any amount [Chorus] [Bridge] Thank you for having me, but on the downside The service was terrible - but the waitresses sure looked nice [Chorus]