[Verse 1] I was walking down the road one day And I saw a lonely light Then I ran all the way home In the middle of the night I went down to the old arcade And I saw your smiling face You must be the most beautiful girl In the whole of the human... [Chorus 1] What's wrong with Betty? What's wrong with my sweet girl? What's wrong with Betty? What's wrong with my sweet... [Verse 2] I got into my beat up car And suddenly I saw you Yeah, I found myself totally fixated On everything you do I followed you round and round and round 'Til I ran out of gas I was checking out my fuel gauge As I checked out your... [Chorus 1] [Bridge] She's a waitress, she waits for a living But she ain't happy with the money they're giving But she's driven, to make a little money on the side Eyes darken, wide, so open up your flies and get inside My Fiat Punto awaits There ain't a lotta room, but the view is great And I'll drive you away from Chez Roberto I'll pay you twenty quid, main and dessert Oh, darling, you're sweating from your shift And it drips on my gearstick, lipstick lips are pouting An hour ain't fit for a king With twenty quid to spare on a queen who's always giving She's more than willing to make a living, no other women act like this So wait behind the restaurant if you want the best there is... [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2] x2 What's wrong with Betty? What's wrong with my sweet girl? What's wrong with Betty? What's wrong with my sweet girl? [Chorus 1] [Refrain] Betty walks, Betty saw everything Betty walked, Betty saw everything Betty walked, Betty saw everything Betty walked, Betty saw everything... [Chorus 1] x3 [Chorus 3] x3 [Outro] What's wrong with my sweet girl, what's wrong With my sweet girl, what's wrong with my sweet...