[Intro: Cory Kenshin] Cory Kenshin on the track! Hold up... I said (hahahahaha) Shoutout to FoolsAddict, I said (ha ha ha!) (OHH MY GOSHH!) [Verse 1: Cory Kenshin] It's just a normal night, tryna deliver this pizza I work for Checker's Pizza We make delicious pizza Walked in the house, and there was no one to be found Just met a couple dolls and they started to play around First There it was: Kiki, and she was kinda freaky She disappeared behind me, but her breath was kinda stinky So then Mr. Tatters the clown started to play around And so I'm just tryin' to stand still Before this clown makes me his meal Now finally, there is Chester I'm buying time 'till he gestures His laugh, insane like a jester's My pain, d**h equals his pleasure Pause Emily, what do you want? I'm just a man, I do what I can Wait, why is she running towards me? She has a gun, guys, this is the end Samurai slice for your man The 'like' bu*ton, that is These bars were too sick Too bad they won't save my life Cause tonight, hundred percent ima die Hundred percent ima die I said, I said, I said hundred percent ima die [Outro: Cory Kenshin] Somebody save me! I don't wanna work here no more!