Cornelius - BombBa**Tic ReBomb lyrics

[INTRO] [Channing] *Sighs* this is so stupid We got what, uh, 4 hours to finish till the post office closes Uh, I'm just gonna give up [MC Cat Genius] Hey there Champ, Whatcha workin' on [Channing] Oh, Hey, Piccolo. I'm trying to do this Cornelius remix thing but it's just not coming together. I think I am just gonna give up on it [MC Cat Genius] You can't do that. You have to believe in yourself and sh** Would I have ever invented baby wipes for adults if I didn't believe in myself Do a bunch of trucker speed [Channing] Well as a cat who invents great products like that you are a great inspiration to me. I just don't know if I have that spark that you have. That Genius unencumbered by usefulness [MC Cat Genius] f** that sh** dog. What you need is some dope rhymes courtesy of Dr. Cat Genius and I'll write you a prescription for those... and some other sh** too if you want Come on just give me 10 Bucks. Come on [Channing] I don't have any money right now but it is very nice of you to offer to help with the remix [MC Cat Genius] Give it all to me baby, ‘cause I'm gonna rock your world like when I stuffed Shaq and Aaron Carter, when I stuffed Aaron Carter into Shaq... in Tokyo [Channing] You've been to Tokyo, I didn't know [MC Cat Genius] Uh, a while ago me and Shredder took my hotrod drill machine through the center of the earth and we went to Dimension X and did all the babes there. Then we went to Tokyo and I hung out with Cornelius. And we huffed a bunch of Right Guard and road the swings at the playground. I went higher than he did, Cat Genius Style [Verse One] Hello My name is Piccolo and I'm here to say I'm a Super Cat Genius in a major way You probably know me from my fly inventions everyday So all you haters step off and let a Genius play I'm seeing royalties from my hot new perfect pancake maker New sodas, and tiny dogs with pace makers Stapling paper to itself and diabetic tapers I'm wearing Looney Tunes Ties and shooting awesome layups Eating Cray-Pas and riding bikes with John Stamos This is the life that I live because I'm so famous All the ladies jumping on my crooked barbed penis While you're reading books and wondering what the hell they mean I'm banging b**hes in the backseat of my drum machine [Verse Two] I invented books on tape cause I'm too straight to read I'm running home each time I think I have to take a pee Toaster waffles shaped like 4 tiny slices of toast And if you ever rock the least I still rock the most I try to do my sister every day when we're at home I invented taking naps and eating ice cream cones And fanny packs, that's where I keep my mobile phone You can call me cause you heard the track and want to bone Unless you're not a hot girl cat and you don't wanna bone But if you are, I'll make you moan like you're at home alone Cause b**h, my dicks got tiny barbs on it Call me genius cause I invented yellow jeans You can pee yourself without anybody seein' Cat Genius Remixing Cornelius All the ladies jumping on his barbed penis [MC Cat Genius] What do you think of the hot new remix dawg? [Channing] Were gonna win a million dolars piccolo, god bless you