Corky And The Juice Pigs - The Church lyrics

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my part You should see me break the young girls' hearts I always draw a crowd when I take a pee Well I don't mean to brag but my main piece drags And when I got to bed the mattress sags It's hard to doze when you're long as a firehose Oh lemmee tell ya... We belong to the church of the well-endowed man If you measured us in feet we'd be over ten Thank you Lord for making us well-endowed men