Corky And The Juice Pigs - Pants lyrics

There's a power within me There's an empire down below Where energy and miracles Are free and often flow So come on everyody now Men, women, young and old I can feel your pain If you touch my pants My pants love you, My pants need you, My pants want you in the middle of the night C'mon everybody now want my pants C'mon everybody now love my pants C'mon everybody now touch my pants C'mon everybody now lick my pants My pants, they're a miracle You know their strength You know what they feel When i move they do a dance, Everybody loves my funky pants London, england, paris, france, C'mon down for a little romance Everybody take a chance C'mon on down and touch my pants Everybody, everybody.... (touch my pants) Mc combusta rockin the house with the microphone He's gonna tell you a little bit about where he's from I'm a sausage, i'm a sausage I'm a spicy european sausage, baby How ya doin' y'all, Are you really getting funky now? Are you ready to get funky in the middle of the night, c'mon Let me hear you say "yo" Let me hear you say "yoyo" Let me hear you say.... (chanted gibberish) Take a chance with my pants Unzip my pants Pants, pants (repeat) Pants are like jesus They can cure all known diseases They get stained when you dip them in cheeses They get cold in the breezes You're an ocean, they're in season You're a cat, they get fleases My pants they always pleases My pants can love you baby, C'mon everybody now love my pants C'mon everybody now lick my pants.