Though you tried to be really nice The salesman gives you no advice He doesn't give you any information He definitely needs a long vacation. You didn't come here to have a fight Especially with someone whose not that bright Being treated like this isn't funny Go somewhere else with your money From this gent you wouldn't buy bread So unfriendly, what's in his head Staring at him you ask yourself What is with his mental health Be prepared, this will repeat Another trial to defeat Though you tried to be really nice The salesman gives you no advice He doesn't give you any information He definitely needs a long vacation. Lookin' in his face you feel a little sick Think you need a dagger, need it quick A vicious deed is now contrived Your heart enraged, will he survive? Be prepared, this will repeat Another trial to defeat Though you tried to be really nice The salesman gives you no advice He doesn't give you any information He definitely needs a long vacation.