Coolio - Ghetto Cartoon lyrics

Once upon a time in a land called f** Lived a duck named donald and his mother was a cluck Mickey mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his brother was a f*g Donald had beef, so mickey couldn't sleep They was hootin for a while, and it was gettin kinda deep Bugs bunny had the props on the eastside spots Known to hit a five from a mile with a shot Goofy was mickey mouse righthand man One day smoked a stick, and came up with a brand Called pixie and dixie, two k**ers from chicago A game of 5k, to eliminate donald But what they didn't know, is donald was a g Had big time respect, from the west to the east Haps up see, and listen to the funk First chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto Huey and duey and louie with a Shot down mickey mouse made .. minnie Everybody know minnie got shot down And the cop on the case was huckleberry hound Huckleberry had a deputy, by the name of dog Eye-witness to the crime was kermit the frog But kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify Pixie and dixie just did a driveby On donald duck, but they shot and they missed And now bugs bunny is gettin kind of pissed Cause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy elmer Bugs sellin d** on the motherf**in corner The future's lookin sh**ty in f** city So they called in the feds, beetlejuice and miss piggy sh**'s on the street, no that's how it goes Scene two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto Now the war is on and mickey mouse is dead Quick draw mcgraw took two to the head Huey and duey and louie got caught And now they in the county, ready to sell out Pixie and dixie's on the run from the mob Cause they tried to k** donald and they didn't do the job Bugs bunny got popped, in a bar gettin drunk Bullet f**ed up beetlejuice, while miss piggy had a pump Donald got the word that his nephews was snitchin So tom and jerry stuck em on they way to the kitchen Goofy was a punk and everybody knew Him and huckleberry hound was spotted drinkin brew In the alley out back, in the corner in the dark But they both got smoked by jabberjaw the shark Donald duck got the whole damn city sewed up In a ghetto cartoon in a land called f**