Cool V - I'm An Ugly n***a (So What?) lyrics

Hey hey hey, know what I heard? Beauty's only skin deep, ugly is to the bone Back in the days, I'm not gonna lie They used to say I'm ugly, a hurting guy They would crack on my lips, and my powder Saying I look like yuck without the house or ?Wig Howard? ]From junior high to high school they thought I was retarded Just because the way I looked, they said I farted I was very very sad and you wonder why Because my looks and my gear wasn't ultra fly I wouldn't even attempt to ask a girl out Cause she get around her friends and began to shout" "Guess who asked me out to the movies girlfriend It was Mark, I told him if the world would end" But my parents told me beauty's only skin deep If that's true then why do girls think that I'm a creep? I even joined the football team to get some recognition But that didn't spark the key in a girl's ignition They said I'm so ugly I give Anican a headache Aw man, that is the icing on the cake! So I kick this to all the girls from houses to huts I don't care what you think, cause you all are nuts I'm an ugly n***a, so what? If you don't like the way I look, you can kiss my bu*t I'm an ugly n***a, so what? So what? Ewwwww (Repeat 2x) I'm a tell you story that's really bugged About a guy with a Benz and he's dealing d** In the begining before he got his riches He was so ugly, he gave me the itches I mean, if you see him, you think I might be kooky But homeboy looked like, um, God-zooky I used to crack and joke and say he looked like a star And everybody laughed when I said "Mon-star" I can't laugh now because it's a new decade My guzu-friend got the girls and got it made I guess having j**els, having money, having a vehicle Makes you s**y, handsome, gorgeous, and adorable When you're spending money, giving girls what they want Behind your back they talk about you say you're ugly and you front Why do you go to bed with someone that you don't like Just because they got a nice car like Reverend Ike It would be wrong if he heard what you're thinking Thinking that he look like, um, Stinking Jenkins But let me tell you a secret, he has ESP And this is what he whispered in my ear to me I'm an ugly n***a, so what? Just because I got loot, that's why you give me the bu*t? I'm an ugly n***a, so what? So what? (Repeat 2x) Let me tell you how poor I was Dome to the doo, and doo to the dome For the dome I go to school and for the doo I use a comb Now people always ask how are these things known Cause the dome does the doing for things that are done at home That's why I keep a pick in my knappy fro And for lunch I eat Ragu with my sloppy joe But at night I be starving, like Messy Marvin I get cheap and go settle for the White Castle bargain They offer me a lot in the army But I'd rather get it second hand from the Salvation Army Cause times are getting harder than boot camp Man I'm so poor I need to print my face on a food stamp So if my hooptie breaks down, I just have to suffer And tell Minekie "I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!" So I keep clear thoughts as the weeks run But even on the beaches, they call me a beach bum Something ain't right with me, and that really frightens me Cause nowadays girls don't even like to sprighten me Some say I'm embara**ing, but I got some comparison Like if I was on TV, I would be Oscar Madison Is there another like me? Only God knows Man I should even rap in church cause I wear holy clothes But for now I'm just going to do the strut And this is what I say to girls from houses to huts I'm an ugly n***a, so what? Just because I'm poor, that's why you won't give me the bu*t? I'm an ugly n***a, so what? So what? (Repeat 2x)