[Verse 1: Cool Calm Pete] A glutton for pain, try another diet A laugh riot for hip hop dramedy Ignore the credits the more you let come easy Commotion make a grown man queasy So ill all work and no play make Jack high as a kite, especially Sunday Cool gust, breezy afternoon Conspiracy's about landin' on the moon I'm crunk, I'm Buzz Aldrin kid The blackout cut the power grid The black on, jokes he transmits like Your mother's an astronaut and sh** Slow wits, backstroke belligerent A hard worker, pound the beer with diligence A penny for thoughts, a rap caused ducats A calm commotion, a laid back ruckus Hit the playback, solve this puzzle You're Pat Sajak I've got rebu*tals Grand prize, whatever the heart fantasize Drop by you've got a fresh surprise Your beat so hot they sizzle when you mumble like I know I'm nice but keep it on the humble like So nice you had to say it thrice like Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, Calm Pete, psyche On to the rhythm you don't stop the ladies say Get it, get it, get that money You work hard to make them ends meet You better take her out to a Dinner and a Movie It go on to the rhythm it don't stop the ladies say Get it, get it, get that money You work hard to make them ends meet You better take her out to a Dinner and a Movie And a movie, and a mo-oo-ovie Intermission [Verse 2: Cool Calm Pete] Left the cinema dumbfounded Caught a ride with the late night despondent Look from then on, there she go hey you You lucky broad, cool cat calico Night vision and I ain't talkin' goggles I'm talkin' foresight for tonight's travels Pick a place, lemme handle mine She talkin' bout snacks, you stand in line Peanut bu*ter marmalade sandwich gully Appetite keep you on the up and up buddy They say patience is a virtue Then virtue must mean I won't f** you I got jokes, must be the sugar rush Bittersweets, not on the syllabus Pop quiz, multiple choice bubble A help in the trouble, save you the trouble Impatient, overworked and sensitive How could cool calm dare need a sedative She on some sh** to sell her rates slow Man f** this, she wasn't worth the convo Good things come to those who wait But these are New York minutes so lemme demonstrate Nice and smooth, hate to be a hater Peace see ya later, take me out with the fader Pity couldn't stick around, heart shaped cookie Seek help, I got game like a rookie Prescription (brought to you by anti-anxiety nookie) Sick of these odds, get a new bookie Petty little banter keep it in the houses You in b**h, game blouses She keeps on calling me (3x) But I don't really mind Intermission [Verse 3: Cool Calm Pete] Last night I just slayed the cat At the middle of hot s**, where ya at She on top, humming impromptu like dip it low Tellin' me she like it when I rap slow So that baby dog had like the finest And she kissed the dick, pure bliss And I mean that sincerely miss Lick the balls, smooth as eggs, spread the legs Insatiable like Peg Bundy Even got on her best pair of undies God bless the girl I hope she rule the world Like the greatest p**y make life unfurl Take her for a twirl quick lovesick Caught looking like a late night flick Tricks, bags, b**hes, broads These lame dames who call us dogs Taste the puss like riff raff Heath Cliff Pepe le Pew if you on that stink sh** Lazy Laz love to smoke gra** Luxurious miss hate to French kiss Old maid, sweet but talk dirty Street walker, strut so purty In hind sight, I love them all Even the names that I can't recall