Cool Calm Pete - Black Friday (Pre Remix) lyrics

Spend that dough before your bread is stale Backstabbers who sleep on a bed of nails Hypocrites talk that junk Hysterical. blaze that skunk Emotions. You must be high on wifey She ain't givin' up the goods? Me no likey Cut the chit chat. Gossip is a gateway drug Late model bored digital thug Ya heard, he sold his guns to the enemy Leader of the free world shot down your cherry tree Now everyone's so self conscious f** trends. Stay sarcastic, pompous Grown folks in plastic shoes dance on cue Watch the egos bruise I'm the axe with songs of experience That chop through your everyday delerium I do caffeine I got cancer I got vaccines I know crack fiends I got hemorrhoids I do steroids I got muscles Don't like ta hustle I got the next sh** I got them cla**ics I got exclusives So expensive You know it's worth it Yeah mommy work it You got some new tits You're looking perfect Take your vitamins, minerals, ions, niacin, Nexium, Xanax, Vallium, Ritalin Random violence Two lines of coke Great recipe, but that's not the antidote Then what praytell will break this dizzy spell Sex sells so get it while it's cheap You're buying sweets to keep 'em off the streets Saying PSA brush them teeth Black Friday get it's while it's hot From the mega-store to the corner of your block Black Friday (cop it when it drops) Off the a**embly (built in sweatshops) Black Friday, get it while it burns One-thousand degrees, built over-seas Panic on the streets of NYC The USA got ADD So just do it Don't leave home without it Think different Less fillin' (I'm bout it, bout it) Ain't just a liar Also the president Beware the stampede of white elephants (attention shoppers) Can of worms half-price Slice of humble pie ain't worth the shelf-life I'm all in, the sky is fallin' Bundled with freedom, next to call in Can you hear me now? You have just won Fast life on a sesame bun GMO's kick artificial flows Yo what it do? Well, nobody knows Today's special: Terrorist diversion Ignorance Militants Bureaucrats Impotence The future may cause side-effects Memory loss, paranoid rejects I got dizziness, I got nausea, I got grills, I got grills It needs breath mints, I got refreshments, I got parents who both resent me I got discharge and my dick's hard, I got blood clots and I can't breath I got problems, 99 of them, life's a b**h son, yeah I'm a vicitim Now, read the book kid. Watch the movie Straight to video Recycled material At the swap meet, blood for oil And ice conspiracy's new low price Brand new getup. Get up off your a** Offer valid while supplies last Super-sized, all-wheel drive It's alive, yellow number 5!