Cool Calm Pete - Millins lyrics

[Verse One: Baje One] Baje taking notes on the way that people get rich Check list then see which is the best fit Utilize your tools, implement the strategies Motivate your clientele with simple sets of batteries I know it had to be a tad bit Pavlovian But amongst the tadpoles, frogs is draconian When your only friend forced like Obi-Wan And you holding palms out flat like you know me son But it's not that way, it's the other one Where you getting popped in the face like Bubble Yum When it comes to handing checks out I would rather be a X-File than manufacture textiles Need the next style or feeling stressed out? You could find a solution sitting in the next aisle And while you're there you should spend, spend, spend Maybe sin, sin, sin That's a book I never read like Rin Tin Tin So I wouldn't know the mathematics The way some of you lie is straight acrobatics And the fact of the matter of the fact is You could fill in the blanks with truth like Mad Libs This is Snaf-ish, and if you ask me Reality's a floor model, you take it as is But that's me and heretofore I ain't made a lot of cash So what the duck do I know? Pointing at a pie chart like shut your pie hole He don't see dough unless he's touching filo Making baklava but stocks he got nada Gotta watch for the first cold press like kalamata I use some of that oil to slick my hair back Slide door to door selling dreams as bare facts What's the basis? The shortest distance between two points is by stepping on faces A simple dance - two-step or a do-si-do Next thing you know you're synergizing backward overflow And it all happens right here in the naked city Now go ahead and grab your pasties come on shake them... [Verse Two: Cool Calm Pete] Set in his ways, stubborn and stuck Couldn't get him to budge for like a million bucks But money talks and we all listen The finer things in life you've been missing Offshore account, bowtie and tux Your wifey is cla**y fly as (f**) Your mistress is dipped cause you buy her stuff Your little round gla**es - Scrooge McDuck Ascot, sometimes a top hat Walking a dog the size of a rat Your black ties, shaking hands with rich guys Laughing it up, pa**ing the buck Yo making bacon is painstaking work Raking in the dough, boy, stay getting perks The penthouse suites, luxury seats Room with a view eating delicious treats No fat pockets, just black cards Shooting for the stars, rockets in cars James Bond without the danger Just like the new Bill Gates, helping strangers They used to say more money more problems Christmas in Aspen or some private island Wildin' in my yacht off the plank White pants, tennis with Carlton Banks Ducks in a row, can't stop the flow Living fast eating escargot You're popping bubbly in my gold plated tub Upper cla** citizen smoking "rosebud" Your hungry eyes shaped like dollar signs Your diamond rings, white collar crimes In tough times, it ain't about luck You ain't (sh**) without a million bucks Reading Dianetics, cryogenics Chilling like Disney, cabbage, lettuce Mile high business cla**, sky writing A million and one, catch the excitement