Constructus Corporation - On the Way to the Arcade lyrics

"Come on guys," said the slightly agitated a**istant. "How many times am I gonna have to tell you, no playgrounding in the yellow zones." Now, a**istants were employees at the Constructus Corporation. Their function was to make sure everything ran smoothly on the Ziggurat. Randomboy and Kidtronic didn't really like the a**istants that much. "Now, uh, well I'd, uh, hate to be, uh, hate to be the one to have to, uh, wet your blankets. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to, uh, confiscate them so do the right thing and hand them over, guys." "No," cried Randomboy. "You must not remove my friend's playground from his face." "And who's gonna stop me?" replied the a**istant in a fairly confident manner "Uh, obviously not me," continued Randomboy. "Just look how big you are I mean, you must work out. But now, please, allow me to explain the situation. You must not remove my friends playground here from his face, or you'll cause him to slip into an incredibly dramatic epileptic seizure. And I a**ure you, it will most definitely not be a pretty sight. It has been happening to quite a lot of kids on the Ziggurrat lately, sure you've heard about it." "Uh what eh," stammered the a**istant "Yes, last time it happened, it took six a**istants to subdue him, and many people were seriously injured in the process. Truth, at the moment I'm currently escorting my friend here to his therapist. That is why I too wear my playground, not just to look cool, no, but rather to take jack into my friend's mainfraim and to uh, to hold his hand so to speak." Randomboy then took Kidtronic gently by the arm. "Thank you very much," he added and off they went "Yo, that was pretty close," said Kidtronic "Whatever, come on." They playgrounded to a few more yellow zones cloaked by one of Kidtronics frequency destructor programs and were at the arcade in no time at all Everyone was there, this was the biggest event of its kind so far. People had come in from all over the Ziggurat to see who'd be crowned as the #1 MC. The winner of this prestigious title would go on to become model for their very own Aidoru. Aidorus were the most popular entertainers on the Ziggurat. These virutal celebrities kept everyone as happy and as excited as they possibly could be. All of a sudden, the moment they had all been waiting for arrived. Lightining struck as Shabang materialized instantly increasing the vibrational intensity of the crowd into an intense extreme. His brief explosive performance led right up to the competition. The ten best MCs on the Ziggurat stepped up and did their thing